Chapter 1 – How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2 – How to Hit a Nike From the Rough When you Hit a Titleist From the Tee
Chapter 3 – How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker
Chapter 4 – How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 5 – When to Give the Marshall the Finger
Chapter 6 – Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings
Chapter 7 – When to Implement Handicap Management
Chapter 8 – Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 9:00a.m.
Chapter 9 – How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
Chapter 10- When Does A Divot Become Classified as Sod
Chapter 11 – How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 12 – Why Your Spouse Doesn’t Care That You Birdied the 5th
Chapter 13- Using Curse Words Creatively to Control Ball Flight
Chapter 14- When to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome
Chapter 15 – How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 16 – When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
Chapter 17 – God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
Chapter 18 – When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
Chapter 19- Throwing Your Clubs: An Effective Stress-Reduction Technique
Chapter 20 – Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
Chapter 21 – Why Male Golfers Will Pay $6.00 a Beer From the Cart Girl and Give Her a $3 Tip, but Will Balk at $4.50 at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender
